So featherfish and I were discussing Sherlock Holmes 2: Game of Weirdos and I ended up writing chatfic about the end of the movie. If you haven't seen it, there are spoilers, though not that anyone couldn't guess before seeing the movie. Or having read EMPT and every story that came after that. Um.

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I barely even have words to describe my feelings about Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows. Immediately after seeing it I tweeted: "Sherlock Holmes 2 was a hallucinatory film experience that I constantly couldn't believe was happening to me. Not sure if I recommend it?" That feeling holds true this morning; I'm finding it difficult to believe that ( Read more... )

After the Flood. BBC Sherlock. Eventual Sherlock/John. PG-13 for vague sexytimes and probably cursewords? 4700 words.
Summary: Pretend that the last ten seconds of the final episode of S1 didn't happen, and that Moriarty just left and that Sherlock and John went back to the flat after that whole incident. Aaaaaand... scene!

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Inception + BBC Sherlock. Ariadne/Sherlock. PG probably. 2000 words.
Notes: The idea for this came from a random pairing in that numbers meme thing. It is my new OTP. Thanks featherfish!

( Sometimes Ariadne dreams of living in a house in the country, maybe by the sea. At least where she can hear it, the sea, the waves, that is, crashing and hushing on the shore. Rhythmically, but sometimes a little unsteadily, like breathing. )

Holy balls you guys, I know I am way late to the party here but the BBC Sherlock is so much fun!

I livetweeted the first episode.

Gosh. Mycroft should upgrade their surveillance status, Level 3, RAINBOW ALERT: PROBS GAY

Wolfman was so bad, you guys, so, so bad, with the exception of Hugo Weaving as Frederick Abberline. Someone write me a billion Wolfman!Abberline slash Holmes fics, please.

Compulsion
or, GUNPOINT BLOWJOB
Holmes/Watson, R, 1700 words.
The Prompt, found here: Gun kink. Preferably Holmes angry at Watson for leaving and holding the gun to his temple while taking him violently from behind in the alley outside of their apartment (most likely in some alcohol or drug-induced state). Give me depraved, people! I can take anything ( Read more... )

The Sweet Science
Holmes/Watson, R, 7400 words.
The Prompt, found here: Holmes/Watson: Boxing matches of increasing sexual tension! Watson decides to challenge Holmes to a fight at the boxing club. They both rather enjoy the experience of being all shirtless and sweaty and violent so it happens again. And again. And again, until they can barely ( Read more... )

I am pretty sure that if I put this degree of effort towards useful objectives I would be really awesome at a job. Also pretty sure that this could potentially be a lot funnier; unfortunately, I am not a terribly funny person. D:

( look at the rakish angle of that fuckin hat goddamn no wonder he get all the tail )

sherlockkink fills.

Prompt: Irene or Mary (MAJOR COOKIES IF YOU DO BOTH) some how make Holmes and Watson kiss/make out/whatever. And of course, watch.

Mary knows how it's done.

Prompt: Sherlock Holmes uses lots of euphemisms to blatantly talk about sex while seeming to hold a perfectly acceptable tea-time conversation with Mary (and possibly Irene who would be ( Read more... )